sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

operanerd:

Abendsegen: Abends will ich schlafen gehn - Engelbert Humperdinck, Hänsel und Gretel

- Malin Hartelius & Liliana Nikiteanu

Can we talk about how Hänsel dunks a bunch of leaves on his sister’s head by way of a blanket. <3